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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control

here is an excellent site devoted to making aluminum hats! Save yourself from the mind numbing thought control of the pre-invasion! Make one now.

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Union Wood Company has vintage explosion proof shades from WWII. Given that they have made it thus far, they will be perfect for the times when the alien invaders launch our own atomic missels at us. We may not survive the radiation (need to work on that point), but there will still be light!


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Modern shelter designs

hexagonal alien invasion shelters

You can read up on planet X while perusing their shelters.


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The Scene

A season of intense solar flares causes the poles to shift suddenly, the iceburgs to melt, and the seas to rise 13 feet overnight drowning most of the costal cities around the world within hours. The aliens who have been watching our societies develop use the resulting chaos to assert thier power giving scary conservatives of all flavors the political ammunition they need to rise up armies of undead in response. This is how we will survive:

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